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I'm my own Joker.

Because of this little... encounter... these students will never ever look at the pencil the same... way... again... *lick lips*

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Journal Writing Endurance Test.

Sun May 31, 2009, 10:21 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home
  • Reading: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King
  • Watching: Terminator: Salvation
  • Playing: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
  • Eating: Barbeque Chicken
  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade
Let's see if you can answer all of these questions.

This will be a long tag. Fear me.

200: My middle name is: Toshiki Frank
199: I was born in: Osaka, Japan
198: I am really: smart, but I don't seem like it.
197: My cell phone company is: AT&T
196: My eye color is: Brown
195: My shoe size is: 12
194: My ring size is: :shrug: Maybe I oughta find this one out.
193: My height is: 6 feet, 4 inches.
192: I am allergic to: Nothing... or I don't know what I'm allergic to.
191: My 1st car was: This should be "My first car is:" because I still have my first car. XD Ford Ranger Edge
190: My 1st job was: I never had a job.
189: Last book you read: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King
188: My bed is: If you mean size, then it's Double.
187: My pet: I used to have pet cats.
186: My best friend: I have too many to name.
185: My favorite shampoo is: I have no particular favorite... Shampoo is shampoo if you ask me.
184: AIM name: I don't use AIM. XD
183: Piggy Banks are: Useful, but I don't need one right now.
182: In my pockets: Usually, my car keys, wallet, and cellphone. Sometimes my comb is there too.
181: On my calendar: I have nothing posted.
180: Marriage is: Something I'll go through when I'm ready for it.
179: Sponge Bob can: Absorb water.
178: My mom: Is the best.
177: The last three cd's I bought were: Well, I bought two games. Fallout 3 and Oblivion.
176: Last YouTube video watched: The Best of the Tourette's Guy. BOB SAGET!
175: How many cousins do you have?: One.
174: Do you have any siblings: Yup. Two sisters.
173: Are your parents divorced: Nope.
172: Are you taller than your mom?: Yeah. By a lot. XD
171: Do you play an instrument?: Nah.
170: What did you do yesterday: Drive around town.
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I Believe In:

169: Love at first sight: Of course.
168: Luck: Definitely.
167: Fate: Half and half.
166: Yourself: Absolutely.
165: Aliens: The universe continues to expand and expand further and further. As it is, it doesn't seem like it's ever going to stop making it seem like the universe is infinite. Since the universe knows no bounds, and is infinite, there is therefore an infinite chance that there are planets just like ours with lifeforms on it.
164: Heaven: Absolutely.
163: Hell: Yeah.
162: God: The one and only Lord Almighty.
161: Horoscopes: They're really coincidental.
160: Soul mates: Yeah.
159: Ghosts: Yup.
158: Gay Marriage: Marriage, yes.
157: War: As long as people have wants and resources are limited, there will be conflict.
156: Orbs: Err... what?
155: Magic: I wish.

--Which is Better

154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses.
153: Drunk or High: Drunk.
152: Phone or Online: Online
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black
150: Blondes or Brunettes: I'm starting to appreciate Blondes now. XD
149: Hot or cold: More on the cold side.
148: Summer or winter: Winter.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
145: Night or Day: Night. I can't concentrate early morning. XD
144: Oranges or Apples: Hmm... I'm very particular about my fruits. I love Orange Juice, but love Applesauce... I can't decide. XD
143: Curly or Straight hair: Well, I like my hair straight.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King makes me sick.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Chocolate is chocolate!
140: Mac or PC: PC 8D
139: Flip flops or high heels: I don't want to wear high heels. D:
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: For myself, I'd prefer to be Sexy and Poor. XD
137: Coke or Pepsi: Root Beer.
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama.
135: Buried or cremated: Buried.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing. >.<
133: Coach or Chanel: Are these perfume brands?
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Kat Mcphee... just because I don't know Taylor Hicks much. XD
131: Small town or Big city: In the middle.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-mart.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: I don't need either. XD
127: East Coast or West Coast: Central!
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: I cannot decide.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: To give to a girl... Chocolate seems to be the more stable answer.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Never been to Six Flags.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don't watch Baseball much... (Seattle Mariners LOL)
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Here's What I Think About

122: War: It sucks, but if I'm drafted, I'm drafted. I just gotta pray to God that I survive.
121: George Bush: I'm not going to bash the guy. He had his term and he's out. Obama reigns. XD
120: Gay Marriage: I'm fine with Gay Marriage, but that's it. Gay sex however is wrong.
119: The presidential election: Barrack Obama.
118: Abortion: I say no to it. You have no say in ending another person's life before he or she has a chance to live.
117: MySpace: F**k that. There's Facebook.
116: Reality TV: Meh. I hardly watch TV.
115: Parents: My parents are awesome.
114: Back stabbers: Are cowards. Why don't they try to make fun of me right to my face?
113: Ebay: It's useful sometimes.
112: Sex: For me I believe in two things. One, it's meant to be a beautiful and honorable act between a loving MAN and a loving WOMAN. And two, I believe that it's something to be enjoyed if you're willing to have a child. Always remember that sex is an act of procreation. It's there so we can populate the world. If you don't want a child, then don't do it.
111: Work: I hate manual labor.
110: My Neighbors: They're really nice people.
109: Gas Prices: I dunno. I haven't really payed for my own gas yet. XD
108: Designer Clothes: Well... I can be a label shopper sometimes, but more often than not, I just need to look good in what I wear.
107: College: Gotta schedule my classes tomorrow.
106: Sports: I love sports. Too bad I'm not really good at most of them. ToT
105: My family: Quote: <My sister>: Don't worry! We can all fit in the car. We're a sexy family! (I agree 250%. XD)
104: The future: Is bright.
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Last time I

103: Hugged someone: Er... I don't remember...
102: Last time you ate: Roughly 6 hours ago.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: Sheesh... I don't remember.
100: Cried in front of someone: Eh, a few months back.
99: Went to a movie theater: Last Saturday.
98: Took a vacation: A long time ago.
97: Swam in a pool: Last Sunday. XD
96: Changed a diaper: I've never changed one before.
95: Got my nails done: LOL Never.
94: Went to a wedding: Uh... that was I think a year ago.
93: Broke a bone: Sprained an ankle badly, but never broke a bone.
92: Got a piercing: No piercings.
91: Broke the law: No felonies. XD
90: Texted: A few hours ago.
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MISC

89: Who makes you laugh the most: I dunno. I'm the guy who makes people laugh the most. XD
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I've already left home.
87: The last movie I saw: Terminator: Salvation.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Getting a damned job.
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: I don't have a thing I'm not looking forward to. XD I don't really have anything to expect anyway.
84: People call me: Elgene, Elgypoo (reserved only for my dearest), Eliegeny (My sisters), Elg, ERUJIN (My sisters once again.) and El.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Do strenuous work for long durations of time.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Not yet.
81: My zodiac sign is: Gemini
80: The first person I talked to today was: My Uncle.
79: First time you had a crush: Phew... that was a long time ago.
78: The one person who I can't hide things from: Cassie. I'd feel bad not telling her what's on my mind.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: It happens very often. It's like my mind shouts my thoughts for all to hear. XD
76: Right now I am talking to: Cassie. We're as bored as ever right now. XD
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I'm going to be a doctor.
74: I have/will get a job: I'm applying for a billion jobs right now.
73: Tomorrow: I'm going to schedule my classes at San Antonio College.
72: Today: Was okay. But I was driving "drunk". (Don't worry, I wasn't really drunk, I just couldn't focus...)
71: Next Summer: More school. I want to finish Junior College ASAP.
70: Next Weekend: Is my last weekend before school starts.
69: I have these pets: I used to have cats.
68: The worst sound in the world: Styrofoam rubbing against itself. The thought of the sound makes me shudder already...
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Nobody. o.o
66: People that make you happy: Cassie, my family, and my friends.
65: Last time I cried: I'm not going to mention that.
64: My friends are: Just plain awesome. Even though I'm probably a thousand miles away from them, they're still looking out for me.
63: My computer is: Awesome. 8D
62: My School: Is currently San Antonio College.
61: My Car: Ford Ranger Edge
60: I lose all respect for people who: Cowards, asshats, and bullies.
59: The movie I cried at was: Movies don't make me cry.
58: Your hair color is: Brown.
57: TV shows you watch: I hardly watch TV.
56: Favorite web site: dA, Facebook, and Hotmail.
55: Your dream vacation: For now, my dream vacation is to Australia. To... oh I dunno, Katoomba for example?
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Spraining my ankle the second time.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium Rare's fine.
52: My room is: One part mess, other part hotel room. XD
51: My favorite celebrity is: Uh... none.
50: Where would you like to be: Australia.
49: Do you want children: I'd like to have two.
48: Ever been in love: I am in love.
47: Who's your best friend: Again, I cannot pick favorites.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Guy friends.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Hanging out with Cassie.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Haven't you spotted the pattern yet?
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Yeah. I have a two, five, and ten year plan.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: A bucket list... nope. I don't think I'll die anytime soon anyway.
41: Have you pre-named your children: No.
40: Last person I got mad at: I don't like remembering these things. When I get mad, I get mad for real, and things get messy. They're not pleasant thoughts so I just throw them away.
39: I would like to move to: Back to the Philippines. XD
38: I wish I was a professional: Neurologist.

My Favorites

37: Candy: Chocolate.
36: Vehicle: I certainly wish I had either a Lamborghini Murcielago or a plane.
35: President: I don't really have a favorite president.
34: State visited: California.
33: Cell Phone Provider: AT&T
32: Athlete: Depends on the sport. American Football: Terrell Owens, Basketball: Pau Gasol, Soccer: Ruud Van Nistelrooy.
31: Actor: Heath Ledger's probably my acting idol. Johnny Depp comes in next.
30: Actress: I really don't know.
29: Singer: I don't have a favorite singer...
28: Band: But I do have a favorite band. Killswitch Engage.
27: Clothing Store: Errr... I don't have a favorite here.
26: Grocery Store: HEB's fine. But my Uncle and I shop at a Commissary which is cool too.
25: TV show: I don't watch TV enough. XD
24: Movie: The Dark Knight
23: Website: deviantArt, Facebook, Hotmail. (Didn't I answer this already?)
22: Animal: Eagle
21: Theme Park: It's either Universal Studios or Schlitterbahn.
20: Holiday: To California!
19: Sport to watch: I don't have a particular favorite sport to watch.
18: Sport to play: Ultimate Frisbee
17: Magazine: I don't read these. XD
16: Book: My current favorite is the one I just finished. Arthas: Wrath of the Lich King
15: Day of the week: Fridays.
14: Beach: Panglao Beach, Bohol.
13: Concert Attended: Never attended one.
12: Thing to cook: Turkey in any way shape or form.
11: Food: Anything good. XD
10: Restaurant: Hmm... this is a tough one...
9: Radio Station: I don't really pick a station to listen to. XD
8: Yankee Candle scent: Huh?
7: Perfume: Again... huh?
6: Flower: Er... Don't have a favorite.
5: Color: Blue.
4: Talk Show host: Conan O' Brien
3: Comedian: Will Sasso. Come on... Steven Segal? Kenny Rogers? So damn funny. XD
2: Dog Breed: Siberian Husky.
1: Are you ready for this survey to be over?: Yes... and it's about time. I should be in bed by now! XD

Oh, and I will tag:

:iconbelovedrouge: Love you dearest! :D :heart:

:iconthechavsstolemename: You must answer this Hollehbulakarataonamountaineatingcabbagewithaspoon.

:iconwolfiesarecute911: I can't afford vowels!

:icondante123icanbeanyone: BAMBEE... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD FLY!

:iconeitho: I dunno why. I just felt like tagging you.

:iconpolarknight08: And since I tagged eitho, I might as well tag you too. XD

:iconillilith: I haven't tagged you yet I be- oh wait I take that back. I did tag you once. But that was a long time ago. XD

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: As of DotA 6.60, I've moved Taverns. I'm now in San Antonio, Texas.
  • Interests: Rping, Making Fanfictions, DOTA and other Videogames...
  • Favourite movie: It's funny, but one of them is Ratatouille.
  • Favourite band or musician: Nightwish, Velvet Revolver, Killswitch Engage, Daisuke Ishiwatari and a bunch of other bands.
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: If I must... I guess its either Rene Magritte or Vincent Van Gogh
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dante Alighieri
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Don't have one, but I would get a PSP for my Mp3s.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Mine is now a Starcraft 2 Wallpaper.
  • Favourite game: Most fighting games and Strategy games.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2, PC, and Xbox 360
  • Personal Quote: If you will it, it will happen.
  • Tools of the Trade: A computer Keyboard. I hate writing with a pencil or ballpen.

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One day, one day... I'll be famous!
Hey why did you suspend me? ThesChavsStoleMeName was the one who was talking mean to me first. I was talking to ouranuzumaki11.
You missed a bunch of vital rules.

Even though she was mean, she's still a mod. You have to listen to her. And you definitely didn't adhere to the bracket rule.

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God's Strength -----> Mask Of Madness -----> Stormbolt -----> Attack -----> Total Pwnage... FIGHT ME!
Well im sorry but i didnt know that. I just thought she was someone who just wants to pick a fight. Please tell her i am terribly sorry for my rudness.
Sure.

And by the way. I forgot to mention that the suspension is merely temporary. I'll remove you from the suspension if you decide to return to KHS.

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God's Strength -----> Mask Of Madness -----> Stormbolt -----> Attack -----> Total Pwnage... FIGHT ME!
I would but i cant at the moment. Itll have to be tomarrow.
i has new avatar

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I drink--and live--what has destroyed some men.

--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Nipple nipple, aah... Nipple nipple, aah...

Oh shit I'm a butter head.

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One day, one day... I'll be famous!
um i posted an rp character for that chatroom...

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*sees Itachi*

TGL: OMFG!!! IT'S ITACHI!!!

Itachi: OH SHIT HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: What a loser...

Itachi: SASUKE HELP ME!!!

Sasuke: No! Fuck you bastard!!!

*Itachi gives Sasuke his begging eyes*

Sasuke: N-No fair!

*pause*

Sasuke: Fine...

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